The Alien World

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up the trust,
and it takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take place of it.

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in the house,
one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that people you care most about in life are taken from you soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along to 5 friends… trust me, they’ll appreciate it.
Who knows, maybe something good will happen.

If not… tough shit!

*Forwarded to me by my friend Priyanka.

Well, It’s a stupid question but when people really do not have something constructive to do they think silly… So now that is what I’n thinking – I was wondering who in India can be compared with Paris Hilton? Or whom can we crown ‘Indian Paris Hilton’

Any guesses?

Today I was watching Kareena’s performance in the retelecast of Filmfare awards 2008… she was looking hot and sexy in that ready-to-striptease-dress, and one thing that crossed my mind was that she is the closest to Paris Hilton in India… She is sexy. She is hot. She is a brat. She has guts to dump a guy and find new one immediately.

Love her or hate her, she definietely makes headlines!

What’s your opinion?

This is for the women who can handle it and for the men who will enjoy reading it!

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

* Forwarded mail