Conversation between God & Eve

“God, I have a problem”

“What is the problem, Eve?”

“I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as the hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy”

“And why is that Eve?”

“God, I am lonely and bored, and I’m sick to death of apples!”

“Well, Eve, in that case I have solution. I shall create a man for you.”

“Man? What is that God?”

“A flawed, base creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat, and be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He’ll be bigger than you and will like fighting hunting and killing things. He won’t be to smart, so he will need your advice to think properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you’ve been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. And you most certainly will never be bored again!”

“Sounds great” says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, “but what’s the catch, God?”

“Well… you can have him on one condition.”

“And what’s that God?”

“As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring… so you’ll have to let him believe I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman.”

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Published in THE TIMES UK (under Global Village, A weekly posting from cyberspace – date unknown), but to me this has been passed by a good friend in office, she believes that this is true.

Whose side GOD is on?

“Whose side God is on?” Yours? Mine? Hindus? Muslim? Christians? The list goes on and on…

While in school – I was taught and so was everyone else that God is one? If he is one then whose side he is on? What are we fighting for? What is this terror all about?

To some extent world will be so good without GOD. It shall be so peaceful.

Have you read Darwin’s natural selection or survival of the fittest? It is interesting to read. If you go by science and scientist, then there is no God. Science has explanation for almost everything. Things which science can not explain is because of our current limitation of knowledge. Darwin theory has a reason of evolution for everything, from plants, animals to universe – almost everything. This does not go well with religion, because it undermines the importance of GOD.

For example every religion has a theory about the creation of universe, and believe me all of them are different. I have gone though some of them myself. If at present we are living in this universe, which can only be created once then all different theories of creation of universe has to be wrong – there should only be one theory for creation of universe.

I want to quote from a book which I recently read - ‘The God Delusion’ by Richard Dawkins:
“Predators are beautifully designed to catch prey animals, while the prey animals seem equally beautifully designed to escape them. Whose side God is on?”

Origin of religion & science

With the Origin of GOD (, which was purely a hypothesis on why humans need God), next logical step would have been developing faith and religion. It is hard to say which part of the world must have first seen a new species, i.e. man, walking on its face. So let us assume that this miracle of human evolution took place at one place, and later when the humans developed the nomadic attributes, they started to explore around more and thus settling in different parts of the world.

When man first discovered something Supernatural that must have been the starting point of some faith & creed. This would have taken shape of the initial religion much later. Which was the first religion that existed, who started it and when, these are difficult questions to answer.

Once the religion was established, it must have played an important role in building up societies which still hold true to this date. Every religion has been refined and re-refined from its original state. These refinements are based on the progress of the society.

Initial religion and faith would have been much simpler then there current form. With religion and society in place, man was left to explore more… this was the advent of science. Science would have been a major contributor in facing the initial religion, which I believe was lost somewhere down the line when the hostilities and conflicts between man increased. Religious motivations have sometimes influenced scientific development, while scientific knowledge has had effects on religious beliefs.

Hinduism is perhaps the oldest religion on this planet and also one which is mostly, if not entirely, based on scientific facts, in which behind the complex religious rituals lies the facts of science. Present Hinduism is not what it used to be originally. Original Hinduism was based on scientific studies and had guidelines on how nature and man can coexist. It taught to live in harmony with nature and recognize that divinity prevails in all elements, including plants and animals. It is also one of the most environment friendly religion, because of this Hindus worship rivers, mountains, animals, the mineral world, as well as the stars and planets.

Origin of GOD

Many animals stay in close knitted groups. Monkeys are also one of them. Since it is widely believed that humans evolved from monkeys, or in other words few monkeys were smarter than the others and their brain got bigger and they became humans. So in this blog (and some others to come) the point of discussion is not about whether humans evolved from monkeys or came from elsewhere, but I will like to look upon how and why religion came into existence and what it has to do with science.

When there were first signs of humans on this planet, they were still animals (we still are, but more of a social nature). Now we all have studied in school how our ancestors evolve from a monkey to civilized humans, so let’s leave that part. In those days also, it would have been difficult to manage without any laws and rules. So some rules must have initially defined and then and an initial so called early societies must have established. These rules must have gone through numerous iterations of refinements.

But I wonder it would not have been easy to implement these rules, without any law enforcement agency. There would have been law breakers in those days as well. So how do you enforce the law? Fear is the best form of enforcement that is valid till date and will remain so for ever. Now the question is what type of fear should be there… Brute force may not work, because that will put people in their shell or they may even revolt. Any natural cause of fear may not suffice their purpose as well, so the best option would have been the fear of supernatural…

Saying all this reminds me of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village, where elders of the village creates a fearsome, but hypothetical, creature living in the sounding forest just to keep the villagers away from the evil world.

I am neither confirming the existence of GOD nor am I denying that. It is left up to you to decide if GOD really exist… they best place you may look for Him is within yourself. Fear is a two sided sword… first is ‘you fear God’ and second is ‘you remember God, when you fear something’. So the first discourage you from doing anything bad and second give you courage when you need the most.

Does God exists?

I am not an atheist, but neither do I am a firm believer. I am somewhere in between the two. It is hard for me to believe there is God, because I have not seen him ever, but then there are things in this world which for long science has been unsuccessfully trying to explain.

The science era may have started somewhere around 17th century. Before that for hundreds of years, when science was not used as an explanation for everything, thing for which people did not found any explanation were left to the power of God. For example, just consider the evolution of universe. For centuries scientist have been try to solve the mystery of evolution of universe without any success. Most of the religions in this world, if not all, have a story of how universe was created. Apart from multiple theories in all religions, science has too many theories around creation of universe. Like the big-bang theory or a more recent mother-or-child-universe theory.

Now, this mother-or-child-universe theory is interesting. According to this theory a child universe is hatched from the mother universe. If this is true then there will be many universes around. I cannot think about just one, imagine having so many around. :)